Friday, December 23, 2011

kick that fat to the curb *hand out like a stop sign* ; i'm that cool

change.

This led me to letting Bridger act as a personal trainer.

I haven't worked out that hard in a LONG time and I needed it.

Things I yelled out were, "I hate you!" and "Shut up! Just shut up!"

This sweaty body needs a hot shower and a comfy bed. [tmi. sorry.]

Soon this body won't be sweating because of fat, but because it'll be so hot, yo mommas will be jealous. I can't believe I actually just typed that, but I did.

All the while of working my big butt off, I pictured a cute dress, long hair, white teeth and a handsome MAN. Yes, a MAN not a boy.

love, Maddie Violet
p.s. bronte, jessica, bailey, and especially raquel would be proud.

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