Monday, November 26, 2012

remedies

Oh heavens. I've got a cold. And My humanities professor was so concerned about me. He was telling me a remedy to cure my cold and told me I should believe him because he's an occultist. After that, he began class and then started telling me how he felt really bad that I was there, how he would have let me skip class and how my other professors are jerks because they wouldn't let me miss. He himself a jerk who practices cryptozoology (study of creatures that don't exist) and lives awaiting the zombie apocalypse petitioning others to join his army. Pretty sure the only reason he's nice to me is because I know what a doppelganger is.

I must say, I'm a total magnet for unicorn believers. haha.

Cheers! Hope you all are having a rather lovely Monday! This weather is horrible. It's not supposed to be warm. I need to wear my orange Gap mittens! (thank you Bronte)

love, Maddie Violet

p.s. should I do a question post? I've always been kind of curious as to whether I should do one.

2 comments:

meg bird said...

Wait, so do you like your Humanities teacher or no?

haha mine was this very tall lady with very long blonde hair. She reminded me of an Avatar. Didn't wear a bra or shave her pits. She was really cool, though I could never imagine going out into public without a bra on.

This comment has strayed into a very strange subject. I'm glad your teacher was at least sympathetic. And I hope you feel better soon! Olive Leaf is a really good remedy haha in case you needed more.

Maddie Violet said...

I do like him. He is a jerk, and he'll readily admit that he is. He's an amazing teacher though. I have learned a bucket full.

No bra? No shaved pits? Nonconformist I guess. haha. Although, I don't think that should be a matter of conforming. . .

Thank you for the remedy!