yes, I am alarmed thank you!

Today I went shopping, well, not really I just went to look around because I was bored.

I was walking out to my car, and then I hear, "Hey! HEY!" 

This grown man comes running after me in the parking lot.

And then he says, "Girl don't be alarmed, shoot I'm already black enough." (mind you he didn't say shoot, and the program for improvement he said he was in is for making his speech reflect him positively. yeah.)

Then he tries selling me a magazine subscription because he wants to go to college and while he's trying to convince me says, "Dang girl you smell good!"

I told him no to the magazine, but what I really wanted to say was, "Did you try getting a grant or look into scholarships?"

I'm sorry, but yes, I will get alarmed if a grown man is chasing me down.

It's too bad the only time a guy really wants to talk with me is if he's selling something like a CD, a magazine subscription, or a spa deal. Hooray. Happy Wednesday! Cheers!

love, Maddie Violet

p.s. would you be alarmed?